drawing from exclusive sources
like walking aid applications
and food you don't need to chew
we will show you how to rely on
the help of people you despise
who will treat you like babies
and airheaded seashells
after a life of achievement
or at least wriggling-your-way-through.
they will change your diapers
cut your meat (and your mashed potatos, too)
ask painful questions they don't expect an answer to
and teach you to sit still and shut up and tremble and drool.