you've been known for your folksy manner
and you did an outstanding job
playing russian roulette
and then co-sleeping in the captain's bed.
we just came here for relaxation
down the road to somewhere
at a place called hope-
there's marble floors
and a french double bed
there's an oasis of health
and a handsome bachelorette.
just trust the king,
he's warmhearted and cunning
with a bit of an edge.
